J.Lo's Hubby Makes Little Girl Scream

Their own kids were MIA, but Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony picked up someone else's for a little post-dinner photo-op ... and then they made the baby cry.


J.Lo looked great. As for Marc, J.Lo looked great.

Usher Feels No Economic 'Pagne

Must be nice to be Usher -- dude's so rich he doesn't even know what the hell Two Buck Chuck is!


While he was busy spraying Cristal all over Paris, most of America was hitting the bargain basement for some $1.99 Charles Shaw from Trader Joe's -- a brand of wine Usher looked totally oblivious to.

Bruce Willis Ski Lodge Fire Ruled an Accident

Local fire officials tell TMZ they have ruled the fire that burned down an Idaho ski lodge partly owned by Bruce Willis was accidental.

Fairfield Volunteer Fire Chief Wayne Marolf told us they have concluded the Monday morning fire was the result of the main electrical panel shorting out.

The resort closed for the season last week. No one was injured.

Barney Frank's a Big Boy Now!!!

Happy birthday to 69-year-old Barney Frank. The congressman from Eastern Massachusetts will have a "nice, private dinner" with his boyfriend tonight. As for gifts, the Chairman of the House Committee on Financial Services reminded us of that pesky federal law ...


We think we like this Barney even more than the dinosaur!

"Dr. Phil" Shoplifters -- eBay Entreprenuers

It looks like eBay could also stand for electronic black market -- because the couple who confessed to being professional shoplifters on "Dr. Phil" just happen to have sold a TON of stuff on the website.



An eBay account connected to the address of Matthew Eaton -- whose house was raided after he and his wife appeared on "Dr. Phil" -- shows an unbelievable 628 positive feedbacks (and only 1 negative) on items sold in the last year.

During Matt's filmed shoplifting trip on "Phil," he guessed he had stolen around $700 of "mostly Lego stuff" -- and there just happens to be, coincidentally, a ton of Lego stuff sold on this eBay account... over $5,000 worth in March alone.

Christina Ricci -- Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday

Several Bloody Marys later -- Christina Ricci and fiancé Owen Benjamin were finally ready to fly out of LAX this morning.


The pair was spotted hittin' the bar around 7:30 AM, chattin' it up with fans and properly preparing themselves for their upcoming jaunt to beautiful sunny ... Indianapolis.

It's lovely there this time of year.

"Wiseguy" Sues Guy Over Lost Fortune

Ken Wahl, the dude who starred in "Wiseguy," claims he's destitute and blames it on a conspiracy between his former business manager and Wahl's ex-wife.

Wahl's lawsuit, filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, claims he hired Henry Levine back in the day to take care of his finances. Wahl says Levine had the dreaded power of attorney. The actor explains how his career was red hot from 1983 to 1991.

But things changed radically in '91. Wahl divorced his wife, Corinne Alphen and gave her "ALL of the community property assets." Dumb move. The assets included a Malibu mansion and an estate in Boston, worth "many millions of dollars."

The suit claims during Wahl's marriage Levine entered into a "secret business manager relationship" with Corinne. He says after they got divorced, Corinne squandered Wahl's money "on plastic surgeries, facials, and massages" from the sale of the Malibu property -- Wahl says the proceeds were supposed to be held for their son.